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wake up, here descends the total fucking cd released by Bones Brigades records CD now available for several dollars from BONES BRIGADES, Relapse Records and the GARMENT DISTRICT and check this or fuck you ! =========================================================

TFD now totally fucking sponsored by =========================================================

GRIND OVER UK 4 Pig Destroyer Total Fucking Destruction Halo Narcosis 12-Nov Friday Nottingham @ The Old Angel 13-Nov Saturday Leeds @ Josephs Well 14-Nov Sunday Glasgow @ Barfly 15-Nov Monday Manchester @ Jabez Clegg 16-Nov Tuesday Birmingham @ Edwards No8 17-Nov Wednesday Cardiff @ Barfly 18-Nov Thursday Milton Keynes @ Woughtn 19-Nov Friday London @ Garage 20-Nov Saturday Swindon @ The Furnace tickets for the garage show : 08701 500 044 or www.meanfiddler.com most other shows are available on www.wayahead.com the manchester venue however does not sell advance tickets, door only for that one. =========================================================

Withered Total Fucking Destruction 09/27/04 Code Space 48th & Woodland Ave, Philadelphia Pa all ages =========================================================

High On Fire Total Fucking Destruction 12/16/04 The Silo venue 2017 Bernville Road, Reading, PA. 19601 6:30pm - $10 All Ages / 21+ to drink Tix On Sale Sept. 25th @ www.musictoday.com, Vertigo Music, Young Ones. =========================================================

Pig Destroyer CD release party with guests Misery Index Total Fucking Destruction Drugs of Faith + 1 more local TBA 10/17/04 Ottobar 2549 N. Howard St. Baltimore Md 21218 8pm =========================================================

7/16/04 khyber pass 56 S. 2nd St., philadelphia, PA Unsane Joe Coffee (Paul Bearer from Sheer Terror) Total Fucking Destruction the Bad Vibes 8pm

09-10-03, wednesday

GRIND OVER THE UK III
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION - UNHOLY GRAVE - THE DEVILS
UK TOUR SEPTEMBER 2003

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FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 19th
BLAENGAERW (near BRIDGEND, South Wales) - Blaengarw Workmens Hall
Black River Arts will be arranging a return bus from outside Jungle in Bridgend

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 20th
BRIGHTON - The Hobgoblin
31 York Place
email punkerbunker@aol.com or go into the Punker Shop

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 21st
MANCHESTER - Star And Garter
Fairfield Street. 01612736726
Alldayer with Bongzilla, Blutch, Ignoranus and Year Of The Monkey
Go to www.future-noise.co.uk for more info

MONDAY SEPTEMBER 22nd
NEWCASTLE - THE TYNE PUB
under Glasshouse Bridgealong quayside
with Marzuraan and Ultra Shit Inferno
It's free entry and outside under a bridge!

TUESDAY SEPTEMER 23rd
SCARBOROUGH - Murrays Bar
Pavillion House, Westborough. 01723503170

WEDNESDAY SEPTEMBER 24th
LEEDS - Brudenell Social Club, Queens Rd, Hyde Park (next to Royal Park Pub)
with Narcosis (fast fast fast grind)

THURSDAY SEPTEMBER 25th
BIRMINGHAM - Scruffy Murphies
42 Newton Street, Dale End (01216866846)
with Fuck Hate Propaganda

FRIDAY SEPTEMBER 26th
NOTTINGHAM - The Old Angel
7 Stoney Street. 01159502303
maybe with Army Of Flying Robots

SATURDAY SEPTEMBER 27th
LINCOLN - The Duke Of Wellington
Broadgate. (01522527069)
with Unhinged and Throne

SUNDAY SEPTEMBER 28th
LONDON - The Verge
147 Kentish Town Road (02072295269)
Play Dead In At The Deep End alldayer with Steel Rules Die, Hitechjet, The Killerest Expression, Buzzkill, November Coming Fire, Cape Canaveral Wireless Stores, Humanfly, Hardy St Pros
For more info go to www.playdeadmag.co.uk or www.iatde.com

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09-03-03, wednesday

DOWNLOAD THE JESUS HATING LIARS!!!

download a sampling of herzog the barbarian's new project THE JESUS HATING LIARS. fast, short, stupid songs. many more to follow. CONFESS BEFORE JESUS and be sure to.....

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08-22-03, friday

...it has been a while but yes! total fucking destruction is active and reaching even higher/lower levels of freaked-out idiocy... a bunch of new songs are in progress, the new record should be done soon, and the live shows get more and more retarded.

2 things in this edition of tfd NOW!

1. TFD/UNHOLY GRAVE UK TOUR 2003 is rapidly approaching!

this is a tentative tour schedule! more to follow as it becomes available.

Fri 19th Sept - BLAENGARW, NEAR BRIDGEND
Sat 20th Sept - BRIGHTON - hobgoblin
Sun 21st Sept - MANCHESTER - star and garter. alldayer with bongzilla and more
Mon 22nd Sept - NEWCASTLE - the tyne public house
Tue 23rd Sept - SCARBOROUGH - murrays
Wed 24th Sept - LEEDS - brudenell social club
Thur 25th Sept - BIRMINGHAM - scruffy murphies
Fri 26th Sept - NOTTINGHAM - old angel
Sat 27th Sept - LINCOLN - duke of wellington
Sun 28th Sept - LONDON - the verge. iatde alldayer

2. ICELAND AUGUST 2003

tfd just finished playing 3 shows in this AMAZING country. lava was snorted, wild sneezing followed, icecaps melted, and tfd now awaits the floods to reach north america!

tfd guitarist herzog der barbar climbed a mountain, fell, died, and was resurrected by the smell of icelandic hash. this is one clumsy barbarian...

tfd bass player jose unleashed a hellish blast of urine upon all in his path! all of iceland's glaciers now have a yellow, stinky tinge to them...

tfd drummer hoak screamed so hard that puke came out of his penis. this sacred elixir is currently being bottled!!! it is now being sold to extreme drummers across the globe! get yours while it's still hot!

thanks to siggi punk/forgadur helvitis, gummi, DYS, and of course the motherfucking clash for support and being so splendidly stupid.

14. Ágúst
de boomkikker

DYS
TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION
THE MOTHERFUCKING CLASH

15. Ágúst (Föstudagur)
Grand Rokk
20 ára aldurstakmark (mögulega 18 er ekki viss)
200 kr (Já tvöhundruð krónur!!)
Byrjar um 22.00

TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION (USA)
FORGARÐUR HELVÍTIS
THE MOTHERFUCKING CLASH (USA)
KIMONO
ANGERMEANS

16. Ágúst (Menningarnótt)
Hitt Húsið
Kannski 16 ára aldurstakmark
Byrjar 19.00 stundvíslega
Frítt inn

TOTAL FUCKING DESTRUCTION (USA)
THE MOTHERFUCKING CLASH (USA)
SÉRSTAKIR GESTIR